Monday, August 3, 2015

No Longer Me

E.G. Wiser, guest post. 
Writerly thoughts on pen names and process.

E.G.Wiser is a pseudonym—a name derived from the first letter of one person’s name, the first letter of a different person’s name, and the name that happened to be on the bottle of whiskey I was drinking when I came up with the whole plan to have a pseudonym. 

It was a plan that I did not enter into lightly—or entirely sober—as I had always thought it important to stand by whatever words I chose to make public, whether it was in the pages of magazine, between the covers of books or in the comment section at I was always, on some level, me, the true me.  Even when my first story sales turned out to be to places with names like Climax, Orgy, Thigh High my by-line featured the same name as the one on my driver license. There was nothing to be ashamed of (even if there was there was nothing to be overly proud of either,) and if on occasion I wrote my fiction from a point of view or predilection I did not actually possess in real life (be advised, dear reader: when pressed for cash I will fake a foot fetish in print), I wrote it without judgment or embarrassment. My fervor for the gentle insole of this or that angel may have been something less than sincere, but beneath the necessary details and repetitive motions of the genre, there could still be something real—something genuine.  Longing, for all its vagaries, is universal.

Time passed.  Something happened and the genre lost its appeal for me. Maybe the stories just stopped selling.  I wrote other, more serious things. Good things, mostly. Plenty I was proud of, and eventually my very real name graced the bindings of a small number of novels that could be found in the discriminating book stores, libraries and garage sales of several countries. I received some good reviews, some praise from writers I respected, even got the fan letter or two. And the books—cliché as it is to say so—felt like parts of me out there.

But I was still broke. And E.L. James was filthy rich.  My day job—the one that actually paid the rent—was a miserable, Kafkaesque affair and some nights the only way I could get to sleep was by convincing myself that there was a fair chance of dying peacefully in my dreams before morning.  This is not a healthy alternative to counting sheep.

And then someone got a book contract based on their One-Direction erotic fan fiction and something inside me snapped. I began to write an erotic romance novel—but one written the way I thought one should be written—with humor, with humanity, and without characters that were thinly disguised members of an insufferable boy band. And this time, I used an assumed name.
Two writers, one desk.

I had a number of practical reasons for deciding to use a pseudonym now when I had not used one before. For one, I had an agent who was ostensibly still trying to place my more “legitimate” work and I did not wish to confuse the two efforts. Secondly, I had the notion that the writer being an actual identifiable person could be a detriment to the type of stories I was now trying to tell.  It is one thing to write erotica, it is another to write erotica while reminding the reader of their uncle Fred or Aunt Beulah—and while I actually resemble neither of those fine relatives, you perhaps can see my point. If books are a kind of willed dream, my real name was a sort of nagging reminder of another world invading that sleep.

So I created my new self—a vague, genderless identity and tribute to Canadian whiskey— and then got to work on the actual writing part.

That is when something strange happened: The words—which had become an increasing struggle over the years—flowed freely. E. G. Wiser was not just a secret identity: it was a super power. I was unencumbered by neither expectation nor reputation.  There was no me standing in my way—no feet of my own to trip on. I found in my writing again the selfless joy of pure story-telling. The dream I was conjuring for the reader, I was dreaming for  myself as well—and rushing from scene to scene with a thrill I had lost somewhere in the layers of me that had begun to overlay all of my previous, more “personal” work. Now, free of identity, of ego, I feel am more purely a writer than I have ever been. At very least, I am a happier one; writing is fun again.

And all I had to do was lose my self.


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